18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=5

[x] You have ran into a tree.
[x] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[x]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow.
total so far=17

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
total so far=23

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x]You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far=27

[x]You have eaten a bug.
[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far=31

[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

total so far=37

Repost as “I’ve Had 37 of 37 Blonde Moments''

Well I just had my heart broken and then I got so drunk that I didn't know what color pink was...Life really really sucks...I envy hermits right now...they don't have to feel the pain of a broken heart.

How much of your teenage life have you "messed up?"

[x] gotten kissed
[ ] gotten a phone taken away in class
[ ] gotten suspended
[X] gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far:2

[ ] arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] turned at least 3 projects in late
[x] missed school just because you felt like it
[ ] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 4

[x] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[x] text people during class
[x] passed notes
[x] threw stuff across the room
[x] laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 8

[x] been in a fight at school, fist or verbal
[x] took pictures during school hours
[x] called someone during school hours
[x] listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
[x] skipped a class period
Total So Far: 13

[ ] threw something at the teacher
[x] went outside the classroom without permission
[ ] broke the dress code
[x] failed a class
[x] ate food during class
Total So Far: 16

[x] gotten a call from school
[ ] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
[x] didn't take your stuff to school
[ ] given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
[x] curse during class/school
total so far: 19

[ ] faked your parents signature
[x] slept in class
[ ] cursed at your teacher
[x] copied homework
[x] got in trouble with the principal-the vice principal
total So Far: 22

Multiply by 3

Grand total: 66



Okay, now for the next one

1) If you HAD to get a tattoo where would you get it?
Arm.

2) If you HAD to dye your hair a color what would you do?
I would dye it brown

3) If you HAD to get a piercing (not ears) what would you get?
lip.

4) If you HAD to change your name, what new name would you choose?
Sam...thats what my parents were thinking of naming me.

5) Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
Love one person.

6) Would you move anywhere if you could?
Sweden or Australia, or New Zealand

7) If you were given the chance to go to Paris, would you go?
Yes

8) If you were given 10 million dollars to keep, what would you do?
Buy lots of new shit.

9) Would you eat a live tarantula for $1,000?
Nope.

10) What makes your bedroom unique?
Um...nothing.

11) What's your favorite season of the year?
Definatly winter!!

12)Do you like cheese?
Yes.

13) Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2008?
I don't think so.

14) Anything exciting happen this year?
I have an amazing girlfriend.

15) Have you been involved with the police this year?
Not this year.

16) Are your best friends still your best friends?
I think so.

17) Got any tattoos or piercings this year?
Nope.

18) Had a haircut yet this year?
Yes.

19) Been in a hospital this year?
Yeah...got surgury (is that how you spell it???)

20) What woke you up this morning?
The fucking alarm.

21) What color shirt are you wearing?
Black

22) Are you crazy?
No...not really.

23) Does anyone call you baby?
No.

24) Regular Cheetos or hot?
Regular

25) How's your heart lately?
I think it's working.

26) Favorite fruit?
Strawberries.

27) Are you scared of spiders?
Kinda.

28) If someone doesn't like you, its usually because...?
I'm weird.

29) Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
Sometimes.

30) Do you like being around a large group of friends, or two best friends?
Mostly just one person but sometimes I don't mind large groups.

31) Do you like roller coasters?
No.

32) Do you care what others think about you?
Not really.

33) Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
I don't know we'll see what happens.

34) Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope.

35) Like your life at the moment?
Yes.

36) Where were you last night?
At home.

37) What are you wearing?
Jeans

38) How late did you stay up last night?
11:00

39) Have you ever lost a best friend?
Yes.

40) Last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
I don't know a while ago

41)Last person you said I love you to?
My lovely girlfriend.

42) Describe your life in one smiley:
Whats that again???...